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I have just had the most traumatic experience of my entire second year...
well at least until next thursday.
Today we had terror Machenzie for our tutor at wards...
The fucking bastard.
He brought us to see a patient as I was the unlikely first one into the room he went
'' mumblem....examination.''
and I was like...wat?
and so I went ''Sorry?''
He gave me a condescending smile and went on to ask if anyone else wanted to do the examination.
back in the day room, he asked me '' Why did u not want to do the examination?''
Me: '' I didn't hear your question and didn't know u wanted me to do the examination.''
Fat bastard (FB from now on) :'' Well, u could have just aske me to repeat the question.''
me...WTF!!! look at above on the ''SORRY?!'' bit
and after that it was just terrible...
I got a case of the nerves....and when i get a case of the nerves, nothing short of tranquilizers will get me to get my marbles into the right order.
he asked me questions, and whenever he asked me one I just froze up and gave him watever reply i could concoct....which was terrible...because bein the unsupportive and unsettling tutor that he was he basically picked me to bits.
FUCKER!
And then he asked me to present the case that we saw this morning...and it was terible...
because we didn't have good 'stock' this morning.
Our lady was on a nebulizer wheezing her way through a asthma attack and couldn't remember anything. Along with a racing heart and incredible respiratory rate of 30.
SO needless to say we had to tease out a rather disjunct history and needless to say a rather disorganized presentation.
Well....to be fair I wasn't really the only one.
Kristian who's left handed and prefers to write in a quranic style (left to right) because the binder spine doesn't get in the way was crticized for writing in that way and told to ''get use writing in the western style'' oh and he was also made to '' use A4 paper next time, because that's the size clerking sheets are in the hospital''
Graeme got told that his differential diagnosis was '' NOT plausible'' and he should phrase it in a ''less confident manner because anything else could be possible for that case''
FUCKING BASTARD!
Lesson learnt: Never enter the patients room first during group teaching
If ur consultant looks at u and mumbles something just say
'' Yes DR. FB, jump you say? From where and how far?''
Fucking PRICK!