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Well... duing the last 10 minutes of my morning break I'm going to fill in this entry...
Friday was such a funny day....
It was such a hilarious day, that i don't REALLY feel the least bit guilty that I didn study one bit...
Yup, so 1st first funny incident:
during wards in the morning, we were at A&E awaiting our tutorial on
"Revision of lower limb examination"
yup so we were waiting around, well wat do u expect? It's A&E. There are pple bleeding out there having fingers smashed by gas barrels, having heart attacks, who cares about the gangly bunch of 2nd years who will probably be looking after similar sorta pple 3 years down the road?
Anyway, yeah...so our tutor turned up 15 minutes before the class was about to end and flung a gown ( yes, one of those indecent tie stringy things tat aim at protecting ur modesty in the leastest bit) at Graeme who was the unfortunate guy sitting closest to the door.
"What's your name?"
"Graeme"
"There's a changing room just down the hall, go change"
hehehehe......
yup, so off goes young graeme, and returns after 20 minutes in the new getup of the season:
Hospital gown put on the wrong way round (@ the slit that's supposed at the back was running all the way down his front)
thankfully, the brains that put him in medical school made him put a belt around his waist to save the rampant spread of conjunctivitis that would have definitely spread in our group if he hadn't.
Tutor arrives, (yes by this time, we are already running into the walkin time that we are alloted to get from wards to lecture theatre) and tells graeme what we told him when he first entered
"you've got it the wrong way round son, but there's no time for u to change, go up to the front"
and then......
As grame made his short walk of shame to the front, the tutor PINCHED HIS TOOSH!!!!
heheheehehehehhheehee.....poor graeme.
And then he was made to lie on the floor, and since it was lower limb examination, his gown was lifted all the way up to expose his prime steak (not...)
and as we were going through the Look, FEEL, phase of examination, it was kinda evident to me that the tutor was obviously treating graeme like a admission of hip fracture garden's 4 (just a grading system)
yes...he was tender in stroking, and feeling and palpatin...
oh well....
hehe......not gonna pass any judgement here.
Right so the day went on, went home after 4 lectures on upper and lower respiratory tract infection which really made me want to cry and call it quits.
So went home, went round to watch some friends at noura's and then had dinner.
At 8, me, dana, and noura set off for Laura's.
We were visitng her that night since, she was always coming over to ours.
Haha...it was kinda long walk, but thankfully the wind had mercifully let up.
Laura has got a nice quaint flat near bedford road.
and she's got LOTSA cute toys and playthings in her flat.
Well...I must say that the toy I really enjoyed was this Tigger (winnie the pooh's neurotic tiger fren...ring any bells?)
Yup, it's not just any old tigger, it CAN ACTUALLY TUMBLE AND DO SOMERSAULTS!!!
yup, press it's nose and it starts to sing and tumble around and talk nonsense, sometimes it even falls asleep mid tumble.
And it's just so funny, man...if i had one of those i would be entertained for hours....yah i noe that's kinda pathetic but it's cute and stupid!!
yeah...and sometimes, it never stops, which earns its place in the rubbish basket, where it continues to neurotically (attempt to) tumble and say it's taunting phrases of " (*tigger laugh*) u thought i was finished didn you? Well...here we go again"
yup, then they brought out this bottle of mexican tequila.
(N.B I'm off alcohol for the month after wat happened on my birthday bash...hepatic recovery!)
and i'm talking authentic mexican tequila....with BIG FAT WORM swirling around at the base of the bottle.
......GROSS
But Noura, just started downing it...all 3 quarters of a 700ml bottle of TEQUILA.
(even I don't touch that foul stuff...unleess i'm feeling adventurous)
needleess to say, she came to the end and the worm slipped into her cup...
but by then she was all drunk but somehow managed to come up with the explanation of her being vegetarian and not being able to eat the worm because it was meat....
Honey... the worms been in there was ages...it's insides have been dissolved into the TEQUILA that u just downed and the thing that's in your cup is just an EMPTY HUSK FILLED WITH TEQUILA.
BAkaaaaaa..............
yeah...but then keith who was with us ( and is the first person i noe who has screwed his liver at 19 but that's another story) picked up the glass and ATE (@ CHEWED, MUNCHED, SWALLOWED) the FAT, SUCCULENT, WHITE WORM.....
yup, so after tat whole incident, we had another FUN task on getting noura who was dead drunk back home.
yup...so according to her principles we had to walk home...
yup, so we walked.
At least we walked...She skipped, ran and stumbled in a ZIG ZAG FASHION all the way back and then she decided to run into a cul de sac filled with pot holes...
and yes...after me an keith had pulled her off an iron gate she was attempting to climb, she slipped and twisted her ankle when she tripped out of a pot hole.
yup...so she was piggybacked by thomas, air lifted by the two boys back home.
.....Biiiiitchhh......
yup....so put her to bed with this MASSIVELY swollen ankle.
After the whole drama, dana and tom went to bed whilst me and keith stayed up yakking
over the hot pot of tea that i had made but no one cared to drink....Fuckrs...
yeah...keith is such a stupid boy.
he was telling me all about his love exploits and more often then not failed exploits.
haha...along with a detailed account of what happened last year, when kate and noura wrote all over his body when he was drunk.
yup...dun noe if u guys remember the story of the irish lad who got locked out of his own room and was found by the porters dancing up and down his flat corridor with his boxers on his head and everything else pretty much in the buff with writing all over his body including a big inscription of '' I love little boys"
Ring any bells?
yeah...so yak yak yak....4am I got bored, went for a shower and went to bed.
That was the end of my FUnnY day.....ehheheheeh
Jaa....