Monday, February 28, 2005
3:26 AM
I'm typing this with a sliced left ring finger.
yes! We can now officially say that Blood, sweat and tears have gone into this fucking
water fluoridation project!
note to self: remember to be very careful when using a penknife.
well, so let's have an update on what happened last night.
We ( me, dana, nourah, kate, laura, george and keith) decided to go to
the Hungry Horse which is this nice restaurant down the road from the halls
which caters the most massive portions of food.
So, we went there with the thought in mind to try the infamous
CADBURY CHOCKY MANIA.It's basically this HUGE ( I mean this literally and in every sense of the word) desert bowl
filled with 4 scoops of choc ice cream, 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream, 4 brownies,
loads of chocolate buttons and choc fudge balls, blocks of dark choc, and choc twirly wirlies.
I've said it once and i'll say it again, the Scots do make the most wicked desserts ever...
Not withstanding they do also have the highest rate of cardiovasculae disease...
But HEY! at least they die happy!
well, you could equate it to a swensons giant earthquake except that it's about 1.5 times
BIGGER and BETTER!
Well, so it was to pass that I had a starter of these LOVELY Chicken Goujons and that monster of a dessert.
Haha....it was so funny.
Dana and Nourah shared 2 starters and a chocky mania.
I had a starter and that chockymania.
hehe....it was a race to see who could finish that load, 2 vs 1 the game was on.
haha...towards the end both of them were visually sick.
Nourah was about 2 shades paler and Dana was whinging over the fact she was never going to touch chocolate ever.
and I was basically enjoying myself, stuffing my face with that absolutely heavenly, calorific, and hyperglycaemic dessert.
oh btw if you're wondering the starter's that they serve there are equivalent to main dishes elsewhere....but then again if you have to eat something as sweet as chockymania you have to have something savoury first or you'll just die.
SO basically the verdict was that I won the dessert competition and I'm officially the
Dessert Queen and basically at the end of it the rest of the lot were staring at me and going
''RESPECT....Esther that was just impressive....'' (watery eyed gazes....not joking about that)
hehe...the next bit of excitement came during the walk back up to the halls.
basically despite having just sent my body an absolute overdose of glucose I was
still merrily walking up the hill to the halls displaying absolutely no side effects from the feast thatwe just had.
Nourah and Dana were way behind me holding on to each other
and whimpering and whining all the way back......
HAAHAAAAAA HOHOHOHOHOHO HEEHeEEHEHE.......
All quaver at the might of ET- SAMA! The DESSERT QUEEN!P/s....hope I spelt dessert right. Oh well... you get the meaning!